Eric & Co. for All

First update of 2025 (August 28, 2025): Word is that, during a meeting back in June, Mr. Bodenstab, when informed that a Uniter had been in contact with the operator of this website, simply said, “Don’t speak to him.” Rather interesting …

Moving forward, no doubt into 2026 or however long Mr. Bodenstab remains at large: in the interests of efficiency, I’ll be expanding this website to cover the crimes of Gary Swing (formerly of Colorado, now of Arizona for the umpteenth time) as well, a gentleman who might not have been aware that he seriously broke German law with his commentary on social media. You might say that all of this has been brought to you by the Unity Party’s Department of Party Efficiency (D.O.P.E.).

More later!

Additional update (November 5, 2024): A second complaint has now been filed with the Austin Police Department (I emailed the same detective assigned to investigate the first complaint against Mr. Bodenstab; I received a late-evening call from a 512 number, but that was most likely someone asking for a vote that their candidate doesn’t deserve). In any event, per the out-of-office notification I received, she’ll be back in the office today (on Election Day; interesting, right?) …

Update to the update: the text of the below-referenced press release is now posted on the Unity Party website home page.

Update (October 8, 2024): Instead of receiving an apology for all of the history outlined below, there was a hosting account hacking attempt yeterday, on October 7th, just hours after this website was rebranded (if you will). Our favorite rocket scientist, bless his heart, didn’t even target the correct hosting service, and I’m chatting with one of their reps right now regarding their assistance with a criminal investigation (I literally just received a “Report Abuse” link as I typed the above line). Further evidence (with black backgrounds; yes, I’m learning German) is below. I’ll keep the world posted. Forward UP.